December 2011
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1D jokes
Harry: Why did the man sleep under the car? So he can wake up oily in the morning!
Louis: Oh, it's funny because oily sounds like early. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Niall: Snampire.
Louis: It is in fact not a Snampire...it is frostbite.
Liam: What do you get if you cross a pig with a centipede? Bacon with legs. What is the best thing about deadly snakes? They've got poisionality.
Niall: What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Harry: Cliff.
Louis: We said don't say it if you know the answer!
Niall: What is a baby swan called?
Louis: A slizzleswan.
Harry: Little swan.
Zayn: Why did the donut seller retire? He was sick of the hole business. What do you get if you eat all of the Christmas decorations?
Harry: Tinselitis!
Zayn: ..WHY. WHY.
Louis: Harry is by far the most scroogiest, grinchiest bum hole.
Zayn: What is the most common element on earth.
Liam: GERBILS.
Harry: What did the alien say to the garden? Take me to your weeder.
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DO THIS. TRUST ME.
cheeseburger-jellybaby:
metel-filios:
louehhlover:
cheeseburger-jellybaby:
Steps:
1) Play this in one tab: (x)
2) Play this in a second tab:(x)
3) Melt.
Omfg, what are my ears hearing?!
It’s too beautiful!!
I’M FEELING THE MOMENT.CANNOT CONTAIN THESE EMOTIONS.OMG
Who did this!? I NEED TO LOVE YOU!!
reblogging myself again because it’s just damn wonderful. Warning: may induce...
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